Sunday, February 07, 2010

Jeffy B's 'Night with Kevin Smith'

So last night, was the second time I have seen a live "Night with Kevin Smith" Show.

And just like his "Night with..." DVD's and everything ele he's done, last night did not disappoint.

When  the words "Mothf@$^*" came from his mouth. within the first minute of the Show,I knew it was going to be a great night.

 

Few of the hightlights:

- First question asked, was how Kevn proposed to his HOT Wife, Jenn. After that, the guy who asked the question then proposed to his GF in front of everybody *sniff*

- When asked about the Joey Jeremiah/Tessa Campanelli affair (Degrassi peeps know what I'm talking about), Kevin's response recanted his wife's realization that the 'Blair Witch Project' was fake, and how they both related to the cat people of 'Avatar'

- Great story on how he pissed off Bruce Willis, while directing "Cop Out " AKA "A Couple of Dicks", not once but twice. Only to be rewarded by Bruce bringing back his "Moonlighting" David Addision character for 12 sec during a scene

 

However the topper of the night, was when my ex-wife asked for a Hug while I took pics. It took Kris a few minutes to explain our unique relationship to a dumbfounded Kevin.

Can`t wait for next year !!

 

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Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Christmas Sailing with the Mapili Family

I'm going to be like your aunt (who acts like she's younger than she actually is) and show you some pictures from my holiday trip to the Caribbean because...well because I want to and I promised I would.

So here we go. In order of the pictures.

1. This is me between two Carnival ships at the Port of Cozumel. We were on the Liberty. All the ships have inspirational names like Imagination, Fascination and other stuff like that. I wondered about an anti-Fun ship with a name like Irritation or Constipation where their objective is the worst cruise ever.
2. This is an awkward picture of trying to jump and click my heels. We could never get the timing right. It just looks like I'm falling over.
3. On the ship, the room stewards make fun sculptures out of towels. I wasn't sure what this one was but my best guess is that it was female genitalia.
4. One of the best parts of the trips was going to Stingray City at Grand Cayman. All those dark spots are giant sting rays. I punched one in the face and said 'That was for Steve'
5. This is my family to be at Stingray City. Strangely, none of the Australian family members came. One hung his head low and said 'Steve Irwin was a national icon.' Too soon, I guess.


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Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Buy One Get Ron Free!

Hello loyal blog followers! B-ron back in the house.

I must say, it's been a very busy couple of months. A lot has gone down so here's a brief update:

I had a great vay-cay with my fiance Andrea and her family. They had a huge family reunion on her dad's side of the family and there was people there from Canada, California, Australia, Singapore and the Philippines. It was an incredibly fun trip as we spent Christmas week sailing the Caribbean on the Carnival Liberty. I'll post some pics and write about some highlights in a future blog.

I'm coming off an incredible run of a show called 'The Making of St. Jerome' at the Next Stage Festival. We sold out 8 of 9 shows and the reviews and audience responses were incredible. I was very moved by the whole experience, especially when the Reodica family came out to see the show. A huge thank you goes out to the playwright, Marie Beath Badian, director Nina Lee Aquino and everyone else involved in the production. I was especially happy to see my Asiansploitation family come out to support (although the overall consensus was that it wasn't very funny.) I've posted a pic of the cast that you can see in the current edition of The Philippine Reporter.

I'd also like to shout out Darrel and Lana for their work in 'Just East of Broadway'. The show was so awesome that I watched it with my fiance, mom and Lola. I saw the Fringe production and they kept surprising me with new things. Both D and Lana were incredible and had amazing chemistry together.

I have a writing deadline for mid-February for my play 'Brown Balls' and I'm feverishly doing re-writes. It's all good though. One of my homework assignments is creating a lecture providing an overview of the history of erotic Asian art. I'm subtitling the section "From Shunga to Hentai." I'm also working on another project with Darrel and some other people called The 6th Man Collective. We get to write and play a lot of basketball for it. Gotta love being a writer.

Speaking of basketball, I had a career best game last night. For the last three years, I've played for the United Ballers League and my team is the defending champion. We're trying to be the first repeat champion. Last night, I shot 6 for 10 from the field, and hit 5 of 9 three point attempts. That lead to a career-high 17 points, including the game winner. You can follow my stats online at http://ubltoronto.com/players/1004 Maybe, I can be on someone's fantasy league team! Anyone...anyone...no one...okay.

This past Saturday, I did a guest spot on CBC Radio GO! The show was on proverbs and me and contest Nana went around Toronto to find out if cultural proverbs can cross cultural lines. If you want to listen to it, visit www.cbc.ca/go before this Saturday.

I'm also extremely interested for Saturday because Andrea and I are going to meet our Dream Wedding Planner for the first time. If you haven't heard, we've signed up to be on a reality show! Our Wedding Planner is Jennifer Maxwell and we'll be meeting her at Fairview Mall on Saturday.

I guess that wasn't so brief.

Peace, fleece and elbow grease.

Byron

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Saturday, January 23, 2010

Back in the Fold!

Y'All!

Long time, no blog!

It's Lana here...and I'm really happy to be back in the swing of things with Asiansploitation!

Just wrapped up a run of Just East of Broadway at the Next Stage Festival. I'm elated that I got to share the stage with (among others) the one and only Darrel Gamotin! This time around, we got to play love interests. Woot! I'm sure he was super excited when I showed up to the show one day with a huge cold sore on my bottom lip. Alas, he was a trooper and insisted on going through with "real" kisses...not stage kisses. You rock, D!

The only other show I was able to see in the festival was the powerfully poignant The Making of St. Jerome, starring our very own Byron Abalos. Byron did a wonderful job portraying the lead who struggles during the events surrounding his brother's murder. So many of us connected to, and were affected by, this tragic true story. The writing, direction and strong performances of the whole cast deserved all the accolades that they received.

Last Wednesday marked my return to rehearsal with the Asiansploitation gang, and it was fun as always! Lots more Improv (eek!), but really good to get out of my comfort zone! Feel the fear and do it anyway!!!
Here are some pics from opening night of Just East of Broadway. You'll see some familiar faces...namely Gene Abella, Darrel Gamotin and our newest kid on the block, Andrea Lui! Special thanks to "Sploiters", Sandy Chen, Andrew Currie Jeffy Santos and Byron Abalos (with fiancee, Andrea!) for coming out to support the show too!

Peace!!
Lana =)

 

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Sunday, January 17, 2010

King of Persia

 

That Sandy Chen is not! I'm a huge fan of Persian food, and being a fan, I thought it would be cool and wise to try and make some of my favourite dishes, considering eating out all the time would be costly and harsh on the budget, girl's got a mortgage you know, so every penny counts!

Today, I decided it was the perfect time to make ground beef kabab (a.k.a kabab koobideh in Farsi). I had bought these flat metal skewers that looked like a sword. The objective is to press the meat around the skewers.

The result: an epic fail! Ground beef kept falling apart from the skewer when we started cooking it on the b.b.q. You wouldn't think pressing ground beed around a flat metal skewer would be difficult, but damn, it takes mad skillz!

Thank goodness I had some marinated b.b.q.chicken on the go as well, otherwise, the boys (Ryan and Leo) and I would have been left hungry tonight.

So based on tonight's disaster, I think we'll put Persian off to the side for a little while. Let's move on to something less exotic, maybe chicken pot pie, or meat loaf...mind you, I'm Chinese, and grew up eating mostly Chinese food, so chicken pot pie and meat loaf is super exotic to me, but the white boy at home (Ryan) has made a special request, so I guess I'll have to find good recipes for it. If you know of one, please feel free to pass it along!

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The Not Quite Entirely Ice Wine Festival

Hey everyone, Sandy Chen here with my Ice Wine Fest report!

So Saturday January 16th was our grand excursion to Niagara region for the Ice Wine Festival. Ryan and I were joined by our friends Leo, Ian and Pochuen. We woke up pretty early as there was quite the packed itinerary ahead of us. By 9:30am, we were already at Ian and Pochen's place to pick them up. Before heading on the highway though, we stopped by timmies for a breakfast. By 10:00am we were fed, and ready to go.

Our first stop is Tawse, ok, so maybe my snarky remark from my previous post of them being hoity toity was a bit harsh, but that was because back in November when Ryan and I went, we walked in, and walked out immediately without a tasting, because they were busy, and the people that were tasting the wines were just obnoxiously snobby, topped by looking at the pricey list of the wines they were selling, all this gave off the impression of it being a hoity toity place. So I stand corrected, not as snobby as I thought, and that's because the staff members are actually very friendly, and extremely informative, so shame on the visitors for being such snooty brats. We arrived at Tawse at 11am, however, the ice wine discovery event was not fully set up yet, so to buy some time, one of the staff members warmed us up by offering us both white and red wines from their regular tasting list. A little side note, although for the next three weekends it is the Ice Wine Festival, those who wish to have a tastings of the winery's white or red wines are more than welcome to do so. I won't get into too much details of each of the wines I tried, because that'd take too long, however, those that made an impact to my taste buds will definitely be mentioned. At 11:30, they were ready for us. we were each given a sample of their Gewurztraminer ice wine paired with foie gras with cracker topped with some sort of a vegetable jam. The ice wine was pretty good, the foie gras was absolutely delicious.

Our next stop, we headed over to Calamus Estate Winery. Back in June was when we first visited the winery, Calamus Estate was a unplanned visit, but now it has become one of our top places today. The winery's website statement is "Very rustic, very scenic, and very good wine!" and I agree! We started off with the winery's white and red wine, because Ryan and I had raved about their wine so much to our friends, there was no way we were going to let them leave without trying some. Mind you, I have to say that the red wines are more of Calmus' forte, as I'm not a fan of their white wines. The verdict: 2007 Cabernet Franc was the favourite. After tasting we proceeded upstairs for the main event. By far the best "bang for your buck". Calamus definitely went all out on their wine tastings and food pairings. They produced three ice wines, and sure enough, they busted all three ice wines out, and had food pairings for each wine. First was their Vidal ice wine, paired with crackers and a semi-soft cheese. Next was the Riesling ice wine paired with pate on artisan bread. Lastly we had the Cabernet Franc ice wine paired with dark chocolate cups filled with chocolate mouse. The stand out was definitely the Riesling ice wine as it was very crisp and fresh, and had hints of green apple, super delish!

If you're a fan of cool architeture then Flat Rock Cellars will definitely make you giddy. Flat Rock Cellars is for the hip, modern and fun folks. Everything from their eco-friendly facility to their trendy packaging seriously begs for the younger generation to take notice. Pay attention people, wine is not for the old haggardy folks anymore! Flat Rock Cellars is more known for their Pinot Noir. Personally I'm not a fan of Pinot Noir, so I wasn't overly excited by their tastings. The boys tried a couple of samples, but we quickly moved on to the main event. We handed in our pass tickets, and within a couple of minutes, we were served a glass of their Sweet Revenge Vidal ice wine along with a serving of ice wine glazed pulled-pork slider. Yum yum yum is all I can say!

Hernder, now there's a winery that's a little bit hard to pronounce, and a little bit off the map. Grab a free tour map of the Niagara region wineries, and you won't find Hernder on there. We only knew of Hernder based on the fact that their event description was delicious enough to catch our eyes. Hernder is located on "A quiet country road, the gentle swell of vineyards beneath the brow of the Niagara Escarpment; turn down the lane, through a unique wooden covered bridge up to an immense, perfectly restored 1867 Victorian barn". This is the winery that no one knows about, and this is definitely the hidden gem that everyone should go and experience for yourself! Can't say we were overly impressed by their Vidal ice wine paired with their ice wine marinated chicken with apricot, however, we were quickly distracted by their regular line up of white and red wines. Most people probably wouldn't give two shits about Hernder's wine if it were placed in the LCBO. The bottle labels are uber tacky, and the price of the wines are listed at a shocking bargain basement range. What they lack severely in packaging they definitely make up for in the taste. Now mind you, we generally like reds better, so hence you'll hear me talking about reds more often, but I will make a notable mention of their Green Tea Gewurztraminer, very neat concept to infuse green tea into the gewurztraminer, it's definitely a cool beverage to have on a hot summer day. Now back to the reds, wow, is all I can say. I can't speak for my friends, but I definitely had a boner when I had the Cabernet Franc! Perhaps Hernder is not well known for their wine because they have a larger focus on their Vinegar products, so we have been told.

By far the shortest stop, based on our collective experience and wine preferences, we all agreed that Chateau des Charmes has a collection of less than impressive wines, but we stop anyways, because it's a pretty chateau, and we've never had their ice wine, so we were willing to give it a chance. The Vidal ice wine was pretty decent, and the hand made ice cream was good too.

Ice wine and the name Inniskillin pretty much go hand in hand. You can pretty much say Inniskillin helped create an international market and demand for Canadian ice wines, so therefore, I suppose Inniskillin has every right to charge an exorbitant amount on their ice wine. Pochuen and I didn't feel like "wasting" a ticket on the event that paired their Vidal ice wine with a piece of shortbread cookie, which we saw a few people had left on the tables barely touche, so we left the boys and headed over to the other building, which we received samples of Vidal ice wine on its own sans shortbread, without the need for an event ticket.

Since the boys used their tickets and the ladies didn't, we popped by Reif Estate winery. Pocheun and I wanted to visit Reif mainly for their food pairing, and by this time, we were getting hungry as well. Their Vidal ice wine was paired with spit roasted pork served on a mini-brioche with apple icewine sauce...yah, I know, enough said!

As a bonus round, we stopped by Strewn because Pocheun and I were heavily drooling over the food pairing of their creamy chowder. This was 4:15 in the afternoon, 45 minutes left before the wineries close up shop for the day. So I guess we shouldn't have been surprised when we walked in and the staffs told us they were completely out of chowder...but we were still a little bummed out, because as we stood there, we could smell the lingering scent of the chowder mocking us. Feeling rather sympathetic towards us, the tasting staff busted out every single ice wine they had and started bombarding us with samples. By this time, we have had so many different samples previously that now everything just blended together. But no matter, he poured us wine, so therefore, we must drink!

That pretty much concluded our day of ice wine tasting. For dinner, we went to The Old Winery Restaurant. The food was delicious, the atmosphere was warm, the service was top notch. Even though we claimed we were all "wined" out, we couldn't resist ordering a bottle to go with our dinner!

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Thursday, January 14, 2010

Ice Ice Baby

Hey everyone, Sandy Chen here. This weekend kicks off the Ice Wine Festival at Niagara-on-the-Lake. I've developed a fancy for wine about 5 years ago, but what really sparked my passion for wine was when Ryan (the guy who claims that he takes cares of me and puts a roof over my head, but seriously, it's the other way around) and I spent a weekend back in June 09', because we had a free night's stay at White Oaks Resort and Spa. We thought it would be the perfect opportunity to do wine tastings and tours. I learned more about wine during that weekend than having drinking it for 5 years.

If you've ever considered doing a wine tasting tour, I highly recommend it. If you have the opportunity to do so, take your bike and ride along the Niagara river, stop by wineries such as Reif, Peller Estates, and Inniskillin for a wine sample. Trust me, there's nothing more fun than riding your bike up and down the Niagara river slightly tipsy!

Keep in mind, ice wine is not for everyone, because of it's high sugar content, it's super sweet. Ryan doesn't like ice wine as much as I do, but he does enjoy a small glass of the Cabernet Franc, as it's not as sweet as the Riesling or Vidal.

So this Saturday, we will head over to Niagara-on-the-Lake with our friends Ian, Pochuen, and Leo. We're each getting a discovery pass, which gives you access to 6 participating wineries. This includes a glass of their ice wine with food pairing.

Our itinerary this Saturday is as follows:

Tawse A very hoity toity winery with the hoity toity price per bottle to match, this makes me curious as to how great they really are

Calamus Back in June 09', we stumbled upon this winery by chance, and immediately fell in love with the winery. The tasting takes place in a rustic barn house, where the owner themselves will greet you and chinwag with you. Intimate setting, great wine, great atmosphere.

Flat Rock Cellars The winery is built purely based on the idea of "Environmental Sustainability". Every part of the building is designed with preserving the environment as much as possible. Very cool, and the view is amazing too!

Herdner Can't say I know much about the winery, however, their food and wine pairing description had us sold "Sweet ‘n' Sassy: Enjoy a succulent sampling - a breast of Chicken encrusted, lightly seasoned and engulfed in our very own Icewine Reduction - topped with an apricot marinated in our 1996 Vidal Icewine. Pair this with our award winning 2007 Vidal Icewine - then try our Sparkling Riesling! Sweet ‘n' Sassy!"

Chateau des Charmes It's got the word Chateau in it, enough said.

and finally

Inniskillin They're world renowned for their ice wine, so the destination is simply a must.

I'll definitely be taking notes, and sharing with you our trip once we get back.

And of course, have a DD, because drinking and driving makes you nothing but a huge douchebag.

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Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Sandy Skipped Rehearsals Tonight

Hey guys, Sandy Chen here. Ok, so I know a few people reading this will gasp and shake their head at the fact that I skipped rehearsals tonight to go for a facial and manicure at Elmcrest College. Sorry for not admitting it earlier troupe mates, but I really needed the pampering, plus, being constantly on stage, I have to make sure I look good!

The fact of the matter is, not everyone can afford facials at a starting rate of $70 for a basic treatment. If you're a vain diva like myself, but on a tight budget, you too can spoil yourself like the rich girls do by getting it done at a student clinic.

There are many clinics around the area, do a google search and you'll find places like Elmcrest College. Keep in mind that student clinics' atmosphere is definitely not as serene as "La Super Expensive Day Spa", you're in a room with other student estheticians and clients, but they do their best with providing a serene atmosphere by dimming the lights and playing tranquil music. What they lack in atmosphere, they definitely make up in attention and care. These are students, therefore, what would normally be a 30 minute manicure would probably take around 45 minutes. My student esthetician Brittany was a sweetheart, she was extremely attentive, and she was really awesome. All clinics are supervised by the college instructors, so you're definitely in good hands.

Going to student clinics you'll save at least 50% than what you'd pay in a regular spa. What made it even more awesome tonight, was the fact that this week was "Friends and Family" week, therefore, all treatments were half off. $20 for a facial and manicure, not too shabby I say!

Uhm, ok, so the truth is out as to why I wasn't at rehearsals tonight...I'll be getting an ear-full from my troupe mates and my director...

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